(Fourth installment)
1
Subject: you going to watch the game?
dear : No.
Subject: going to be terrific .
dear : And I'm not interested.
Subject: I thought you liked the English league.
dear : No.
Subject: But you're not a fan of Real Madrid then?
dear : Yes, indeed. I Madrid.
Subject: then?
dear : So what?
Subject: Then you have to like English league.
dear : No, I do not like the English league and not "to like."
Subject: Yes, if you must like it because there plays Real Madrid.
dear : Look, I like Real Madrid , but I like the English league.
Subject: (Pause Frowning)
dear : (Sigh) I do not like the English league, I see only matches Real Madrid.
Subject: is the best football league on the planet!
dear : No, not the best. The best is the premier England.
Subject: Are you crazy or what?
dear : The English league is nothing more than two teams. Outside it is not competitive. So I do not like. I only see the Real Madrid matches , nothing more.
Subject: (Raising both hands to heaven) ARE YOU CRAZY MORE THAN A GOAT!
dear : (sigh)
2
Curious: What do you see?
dear : Eh, then a movie.
Curious: can tell it's old (makes a gesture of disgust).
dear : Yeah, well, was released long ago, but it is a masterpiece.
Curious: But ...
dear : Yes?
Curious: These are Nazis!
dear : Eh ... yes, just a movie Nazi party .
Curious: And that's Hitler!
dear : Eh ... yes, he is.
Curious: "Sos Nazi , ah? "Sos Nazi?
dear : No!
Curious: Then why say it is a "masterpiece."
dear : Because it is! In terms strictly film is, well ...
Curious: also nothing! That is Nazis!
dear : Well, I will not deny it. The Triumph of the Will is a Nazi propaganda film but along with Olympia are two masterpieces of cinema. Leni Riefenstahl managed ...
Curious: Trash!
dear : (surprised) No you can say that without you let me explain why ...
Curious: Trash! Trash Nazi !
dear : Look let me explain y. ..
Curious: You if you're crazy! THESE crazier than a goat!
dear : (sigh)
3
A be: you seen the girl coming out in T rue Blood
dear : Anna Paquin .
A be: The blonde.
dear : Anna Paquin .
A be: Vampire Bride.
dear : Anna Paquin .
A be: The protagonist, then!
dear : Anna Paquin .
A be: What good is ! Right?
dear : Yes hurts ...
A be: Does it hurt?
dear : It has more talent than that.
A be: Yes?
dear : Well, she already won an Oscar y. ..
A be: (makes a face of disbelief) A Oscar? YOU'RE MORE THAN A GOAT CRAZY! JAJAJA
dear : But ... (Sigh)
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